Preface:
My life's story is not exciting... I was created at a factory, placed on a shelf, and bought by a thirteen year old drama queen whose entire world revolves around boys, gossip, and the horrible ways her parents embarrass her. I have decided that since no one really knows exactly the flair a diary could have, were it allowed to have it's own voice, I shall record my life in a diary.. of sorts. Mine is more a thought pattern... considering a diary is what I am how can I write in what I am... rambling sorry.
Day One:
She bought me this morning... I could almost hear her uncultured voice saying to her mother. "Mom, all the other girls have pink diaries.. why do I have to have a nasty red one?" She didn't say that though, she merely snarled her nose up at my beautiful rose red cover and said thanks without a note of appreciation tainting her speech. I know my life is going to be anything but enjoyable at this point...sigh.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Trapped
It was bright... the sun reflected off of the snow, and I was lost. I had been out several times already that day, and I knew that the weather was taking it's toll on my body. I was feeling sore... all over... and it DID NOT feel good. I decided to take a break and I lay out on the snow trying to keep from getting soaked. I failed. My mind journeyed back to
Day had dawned early for me that day. I don't know how I got caught up in the frenzy so early, but I did. Now I was trapped in a hectic sledding escapade and I didn't know how to escape. The ringleader was a tough cookie to crack, but I finally managed. Actually, the chilly weather finally seeped into the kidnapping fiend's bones and she released us to get warm. Oh how little I knew....
She fed us. I guess she was trying to lull us into a false sense of security. Everyone fell for it but me. While they all stuffed their faces with delicious hot spaghetti and some sort of pudding with oranges, I was scoping out the kidnapper's abode. Clean, orderly... too orderly. Everything was alphabetized. The walls started closing in. I had to get out!
She left under the guise of some work necessity and kicked us out of her apartment, but I knew... I knew she wasn't through with us yet. My colleagues and I went to study and she seemed to be there.. always watching. She struck again at three that afternoon. She kidnapped me strapped me in my boyfriend's car and made me go sledding. I screamed and kicked but they didn't hear me... it was all on the inside. I laughed and made jokes. I was incognito though... surveying their oddities and trying to figure out how it all fit together.
Now here I am stuck in the snow freezing. I have already attempted injury and my body won't cooperate. I know that someday someone will find me laying on a deflated inner tube and wonder how I died.
Oh wait.. here they come.. I am sure they are only going to kidnap me to some further fiendish plan of theirs. They promise food and fun.. but I am watching.. always watching.. hehehehe.
Day had dawned early for me that day. I don't know how I got caught up in the frenzy so early, but I did. Now I was trapped in a hectic sledding escapade and I didn't know how to escape. The ringleader was a tough cookie to crack, but I finally managed. Actually, the chilly weather finally seeped into the kidnapping fiend's bones and she released us to get warm. Oh how little I knew....
She fed us. I guess she was trying to lull us into a false sense of security. Everyone fell for it but me. While they all stuffed their faces with delicious hot spaghetti and some sort of pudding with oranges, I was scoping out the kidnapper's abode. Clean, orderly... too orderly. Everything was alphabetized. The walls started closing in. I had to get out!
She left under the guise of some work necessity and kicked us out of her apartment, but I knew... I knew she wasn't through with us yet. My colleagues and I went to study and she seemed to be there.. always watching. She struck again at three that afternoon. She kidnapped me strapped me in my boyfriend's car and made me go sledding. I screamed and kicked but they didn't hear me... it was all on the inside. I laughed and made jokes. I was incognito though... surveying their oddities and trying to figure out how it all fit together.
Now here I am stuck in the snow freezing. I have already attempted injury and my body won't cooperate. I know that someday someone will find me laying on a deflated inner tube and wonder how I died.
Oh wait.. here they come.. I am sure they are only going to kidnap me to some further fiendish plan of theirs. They promise food and fun.. but I am watching.. always watching.. hehehehe.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Information Overload!
For those of you who believe they know something odd about me (which you probably do), you have yet to scrape the surface of my vast store of disturbing intellect. Not disturbing as in nasty grotesque or wrong. Disturbing in the sense of unusual. Check out my profile and go to my other blogs.. and experience... Information Overload. (Kinda cool how my title and last little blurb go together huh? I uh.. did that on purpose.)
Friday, January 9, 2009
Months?
It's been ages since I blogged. Pathetic...
OH well!
I have managed to acquire the newest Nancy Drew game and beat it.. though I have yet to figure out why it was such an odd bad guy. Hm... anyway.. I am going to blog when I actually have something mysterious to report. Besides the fact that it's been months since I blogged and I have yet to actually blog about that story I promised anyone who reads this. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas. I did..
OH well!
I have managed to acquire the newest Nancy Drew game and beat it.. though I have yet to figure out why it was such an odd bad guy. Hm... anyway.. I am going to blog when I actually have something mysterious to report. Besides the fact that it's been months since I blogged and I have yet to actually blog about that story I promised anyone who reads this. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas. I did..
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sigh... Time Consuming Project
Okay,
well I would have been on a LOT sooner, but I was trying to write a short story. Needless to say I am STILL writing my "short" story. Ah well, so is the pattern of life. Don't worry it will be done... some day. Like all good projects I start this story is very difficult to write simply because I suffer from a mild case of O.C.D.. I shall write a more interesting blog entry thing... as soon... as I finish researching and writing my short story. You probably won't hear from me until next summer.
well I would have been on a LOT sooner, but I was trying to write a short story. Needless to say I am STILL writing my "short" story. Ah well, so is the pattern of life. Don't worry it will be done... some day. Like all good projects I start this story is very difficult to write simply because I suffer from a mild case of O.C.D.. I shall write a more interesting blog entry thing... as soon... as I finish researching and writing my short story. You probably won't hear from me until next summer.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Mysterious Happenings
"It was getting late, and I was sipping an Orange Fango with relish. Not the pickle mind you, but pure delight. I saw the camper pull in. Didn't look too shabby to me. A pull out and close to thirty feet long I thought, but I couldn't tell. The couple looked a bit harried to me... like they were worn out, but that was just an impression."
"Their vehicles were licensed Ohio, but this bothered me. They had no front license plates. That's a law in Ohio as we buckeye lovers know, but I guess they didn't care about the law. They took their dear sweet time setting up their camper, and I thought they might be staying a while. If only I had known then..."
"I caught a glimpse of the woman, and I thought I recognised her. She looked a bit different than the movie star I had seen in other settings. I couldn't quite figure out who she reminded me of... Now I know."
"It wasn't enough that they had taken one of the premium sites at the campground, that was just an obvious choice for two humans and their elderly dog. I sipped my Orange Fango with delight and pondered what the facts were. Two middle aged people, separate vehicles, no front license plates, an uncanny resemblance to the movie star Joan Cusack, and the last and most important clue. The time of their departure."
"The next day--after the sighting of the mysterious couple--it was around nine o'clock, when I heard the sounds of someone loading up. This wasn't an unusual occurrence, if not for the fact that the noise of chains clinking and an awning being refolded weren't coming from that premium campsite with the strange acting couple. I grabbed another Orange Fango (my brain powering source) and headed outside. I tried to get my assistant (also known as my mom) to help me identify the perp, but she thought I was crazy. I know I'm not crazy. So what if I've drank almost five Orange Fangos in a twelve hour period?"
"Anyway, the couple was pulling out. The question was... why? Was this a quick stop on the way to the next set, or were they just a couple out for an evening? The real question is... why did they leave so quickly, when they had taken so long to set up their camper? They even undid the awning! Had someone given away their position to the local paparazzi? Or was I completely wrong about their identities and just bored out of my mind? The world may never know..."
"Their vehicles were licensed Ohio, but this bothered me. They had no front license plates. That's a law in Ohio as we buckeye lovers know, but I guess they didn't care about the law. They took their dear sweet time setting up their camper, and I thought they might be staying a while. If only I had known then..."
"I caught a glimpse of the woman, and I thought I recognised her. She looked a bit different than the movie star I had seen in other settings. I couldn't quite figure out who she reminded me of... Now I know."
"It wasn't enough that they had taken one of the premium sites at the campground, that was just an obvious choice for two humans and their elderly dog. I sipped my Orange Fango with delight and pondered what the facts were. Two middle aged people, separate vehicles, no front license plates, an uncanny resemblance to the movie star Joan Cusack, and the last and most important clue. The time of their departure."
"The next day--after the sighting of the mysterious couple--it was around nine o'clock, when I heard the sounds of someone loading up. This wasn't an unusual occurrence, if not for the fact that the noise of chains clinking and an awning being refolded weren't coming from that premium campsite with the strange acting couple. I grabbed another Orange Fango (my brain powering source) and headed outside. I tried to get my assistant (also known as my mom) to help me identify the perp, but she thought I was crazy. I know I'm not crazy. So what if I've drank almost five Orange Fangos in a twelve hour period?"
"Anyway, the couple was pulling out. The question was... why? Was this a quick stop on the way to the next set, or were they just a couple out for an evening? The real question is... why did they leave so quickly, when they had taken so long to set up their camper? They even undid the awning! Had someone given away their position to the local paparazzi? Or was I completely wrong about their identities and just bored out of my mind? The world may never know..."
Friday, July 11, 2008
Mysteries Are the Best!!
Well,
I know I just got my new "Evil Under the Sun" game, but I beat it already... oops! lol
I hate it when a game is good, but not super difficult. The only thing about that game that was hard was figuring out where all the people were! I have to complain about that I'm sorry! There are twenty characters and you can't always find them... I mean come on! Where are they at? It's obvious they haven't left the hotel... IT'S AN ISLAND!!! The game had good points too though. For instance, it was mind bending... by the time I got to the final outcome of the game I had no clue who was at fault... yet when the facts were presented (by yours truly) it made complete sense! I'm not going to spoil the game for anyone who might read this and want to play the game... but the endings of the Agatha Christie games are always my favorites!!
On to bigger and better things! The Nancy Drew game is out! I want it soo bad... I haven't been to the store yet to see if they have it, but according to the Nancy Drew official website it should be out! YAHOO!! I read some reps about the game on the website and they were all POSITIVE! Just so you all know dear readers, I am not crazy and yes the game is for ten and up.... But hey how many girl games do you know of that aren't barbie? lol
In other news...
They've released photo images for the new Hardy Boys and the Tower Treasure game! It's supposed to be coming out this fall! My Christmas list is going to be PC riddled! The Nancy Drew game "Haunting of Malloy Castle" a new Agatha Christie Mystery game, and this Hardy Boys game will all be debuting this fall!! Ahh I love a good mystery. I don't just play them though I read them as well. The book Fatal Deduction was a good one if you like mysteries. Don't worry when I come back from vacation I'll probably have read enough mysteries to have my fill for at least a day or two...lol.
Well thought I would shout out about one of the greatest genres of all time! Hey this is the diary of a Detective Fiend!
I know I just got my new "Evil Under the Sun" game, but I beat it already... oops! lol
I hate it when a game is good, but not super difficult. The only thing about that game that was hard was figuring out where all the people were! I have to complain about that I'm sorry! There are twenty characters and you can't always find them... I mean come on! Where are they at? It's obvious they haven't left the hotel... IT'S AN ISLAND!!! The game had good points too though. For instance, it was mind bending... by the time I got to the final outcome of the game I had no clue who was at fault... yet when the facts were presented (by yours truly) it made complete sense! I'm not going to spoil the game for anyone who might read this and want to play the game... but the endings of the Agatha Christie games are always my favorites!!
On to bigger and better things! The Nancy Drew game is out! I want it soo bad... I haven't been to the store yet to see if they have it, but according to the Nancy Drew official website it should be out! YAHOO!! I read some reps about the game on the website and they were all POSITIVE! Just so you all know dear readers, I am not crazy and yes the game is for ten and up.... But hey how many girl games do you know of that aren't barbie? lol
In other news...
They've released photo images for the new Hardy Boys and the Tower Treasure game! It's supposed to be coming out this fall! My Christmas list is going to be PC riddled! The Nancy Drew game "Haunting of Malloy Castle" a new Agatha Christie Mystery game, and this Hardy Boys game will all be debuting this fall!! Ahh I love a good mystery. I don't just play them though I read them as well. The book Fatal Deduction was a good one if you like mysteries. Don't worry when I come back from vacation I'll probably have read enough mysteries to have my fill for at least a day or two...lol.
Well thought I would shout out about one of the greatest genres of all time! Hey this is the diary of a Detective Fiend!
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